Black Ops Debonair Squatch Tactical Cleanse — Colloidal Silver & Activated Charcoal
🧼🖤 Same gentleman. New mission.
Debonair was already the bar for Squatches who clean up well.
This is the version for Squatches who get actually dirty.
What you’re getting:
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Activated charcoal — cosmetic‑grade, fine‑milled, there to adsorb excess oil, sweat, and surface gunk so it can go down the drain instead of back into your pores
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Colloidal silver — suspended in the water phase as antimicrobial backup while the charcoal does its pull‑and‑carry work
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Elevn Drops Bougie 540 — deep, woodsy, clean, and grown‑up, same Debonair profile that doesn’t smell like body spray
What it does:
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Handles the fallout from shop work, farm work, city air, gym stink, or all of the above
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Deep‑cleans without turning your skin into dry, cracking “detox” territory
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Leaves you smelling like you own at least one nice jacket and know where your tools are
If you live hard, work hard, and still want to walk out of the shower smelling like you meant to, this is the bar that can keep up.
🌿 Base Ingredients
Every Seedsquatch bar is built on the same legendary foundation. Here's what each base ingredient actually does:
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- Organic Extra Virgin Coconut Oil — Creates an exceptionally hard, long-lasting bar with a rich, bubbly lather. Its high lauric acid content gives it natural antibacterial and antimicrobial properties, deeply cleanses without synthetic surfactants, and helps maintain the skin's moisture barrier.
- Free Range Lard — The dark horse of soapmaking. Lard's fatty acid profile is remarkably similar to human skin's own lipid structure, making it uniquely nourishing and non-irritating. Rich in Vitamins A, D, and E from sun-raised pigs, it creates a creamy, conditioning lather that plant oils simply can't match.
- Organic Castor Oil — The secret weapon behind that cloud-like lather. Castor oil stabilizes and amplifies bubbles by up to 30%, making them denser and more luxurious. It's also a powerful humectant, drawing moisture from the air directly into your skin.
- Distilled Water — Clean water means no mineral interference with the saponification process, producing a consistent, pure bar every time.
- Food Grade Lye (Sodium Hydroxide) — Don't panic. Lye is how soap has been made for thousands of years. When it reacts with oils and fats through saponification, it transforms completely — zero lye remains in the finished bar. What's left behind is natural glycerin, which hydrates and softens your skin. Industrial soap manufacturers strip out that glycerin and sell it separately. Seedsquatch keeps it in.
- Essential Oil Blends — Pure plant-derived aromatic compounds that provide scent and therapeutic skin benefits specific to each bar. Listed per product below.
- Skin Safe Mica Powder — A naturally occurring mineral ground into fine powder, processed to remove any naturally occurring impurities, then used to create the color in each bar. It's in your eyeshadow, your blush, and your highlighter. Completely skin-safe, vegan, and cruelty-free.
- Organic Extra Virgin Coconut Oil — Creates an exceptionally hard, long-lasting bar with a rich, bubbly lather. Its high lauric acid content gives it natural antibacterial and antimicrobial properties, deeply cleanses without synthetic surfactants, and helps maintain the skin's moisture barrier.
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